A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replied, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'
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