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INGREDIENTS:
2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana

METHOD:
1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. squeeze and then message milk
containers very gently until fur-lined
mixing bowl is well greased
4. add banana and gently work in and
out until creamed
5. cover with nuts and sigh with relief

NOTES:
Bread is done when banana is soft.
Be sure to wash utensils and don't
lick the bowl.

ATTENTION:
IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!

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