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Two old men sitting on a park bench were talking as they were watching quite a few sexy female joggers pass by.

"So, how's your sex life?" one asked.

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." The other commented.

"Social Security sex?" The first man asked in concern.

"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

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