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A man is looking for a Christmas gift for his wife, and after walking through the mall for hours he gives up and goes to the bar.

He sees a good friend of his sitting at the bar, so he goes over to him and says, " I will buy you a drink if you can give me some ideas about what to buy my wife for Christmas."

His friend replies, "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a great vibrator. Worked for me!”

The man wasn’t sure what to think of his friends extraordinary idea and looked at him with a quizzical gaze in his eye.

His friend explains that if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.