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A married couple spent many years in bed, in the park and even the dressing room at the shopping mall clothing store.

Finally their sex life became dull and drab. They simply ran out of Ideas. The husband began shopping at the Adult book store and found some toys to spice things up.

“What do you have here?” The wife asked.

Well, I bought you a 10 inch dildo and me a dime sized hairy pussy pumper. She smiled in total excitement.

Snatching the dildo from his hand she began ridding the toy like it was a carnival ride. She was so happy with her new toy that he told her were he bought it. He enjoyed his toy also. The husband made more visits to the sex shop, but never came home with anything.

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"