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An old man's wife is in coma at the hospital, and one day the doctor walks in to change her IV bag.

While doing so, he accidentally grazes dreamingly at her breast and she moans. Happily, the doctor runs to the husband and tells him what had happened and tells him to perform oral sex on her because it might liven her up a bit.

The husband frantically runs in the room and quickly pulls out her choppers and starts performing oral sex on her, but he comes back out 20 minutes later, very sad looking.

"Well... what happened," the doctor asks.

"She's dead," the husband starts crying.

"Why?" the doctor says.

"She choked."

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