A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed.
The sales manager stepped in and said, "Excuse me, but will you be needing a hose to water your lawn?"
The customer replied, "I guess so. I'll take one. "
""And how about some fertilizer and weed-killer?"
"Um, okay. "
"Here's a couple of bags. You'll also need a lawn mower to cut the grass when it starts growing too long."
" I'll take one of those too. "
After the customer left, the sales manager turned to the assistant. "You see?" he said, "that's the way to make a good sale. Always sell more than what the customer originally came in for."
Impressed, the assistant headed off for the pharmaceutical section, where he was to work. Soon, a man strolled in and asked, "I'd like to buy a pack of Tampax, please."
"Sure, and would you like to buy a lawn mower too?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Well, your weekend's shot to hell anyway, so you might as well mow the lawn."
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