Old Man and His Penis

An old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of strangers. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and
asked "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear" he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied!!!